there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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