Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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