Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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