Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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