Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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