We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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