he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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