love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Is Oprah even human
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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