I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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