just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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