Dual....:-)
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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