Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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