i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She bit a glass in half.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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