I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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