i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
pray to the hookup gods
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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