i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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