Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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