they need to just BURY HIM!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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