I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just had sex on a roof
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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