There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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