Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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