yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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