marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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