i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Rumble strips road head = magical
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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