butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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