And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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