Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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