Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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