you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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