I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
