So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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