ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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