Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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