is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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