even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
