if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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