I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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