i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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