lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Randomize
