Just fell off a train. Bad.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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