last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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