Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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