So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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