As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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