Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The convent might be a nice break from real life
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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