chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Shame - the story of my life.
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