Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
