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the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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