Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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