god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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