Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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