i think my tv is drunk
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
