yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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