belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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