We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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