can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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