Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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