I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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